Today I’m riding a comet wand that the local toy store gave me for free as part of a promotion. This wand has a deliciously wicked curve in it that causes it to grind and nudge directly into my overly sensitive prostate. You can really tell how incredibly horny it makes me as I wiggle and squirm hopelessly!
But then I had to stop. You see, if I stimulate myself too much, my precious juices might come out. I wouldn’t want that to happen unless I have permission!
So what do you think, is the comet wand an upgrade from banana sex?