When I’m by myself (or even when I’m not), going bottomless is best. I love the feeling of the open air brushing against my bare penis and ass. I don’t really have to wonder what it would be like to feel the great outdoors peering at my naughty body. Remember that time when I masturbated in the woods? There were only a few mosquitoes. After a while I could hardly even feel their pricks as the pleasure overtook me and I fertilized mother nature with my hot man seed. I wonder if there’s any me-flavored mushrooms growing in that spot by now? I wonder if they look at all like my mushroom head cock?